Ok so apparently McDonald’s is no longer using their “pink slime” to make their burgers. Ok cool that’s nice… wait why was there “slime” in my burger to begin with????!!!!!
Apparently it is a preservative that allows for otherwise inedible meat to magically become edible for humans… they should call it magical slime, at least that sounds better. What am I saying? It is called slime!!!! There is no good when it comes to slime being anywhere near food!

and now, if things weren’t already looking bad for McDonald’s…
They have come out with this!!!

Getting bit by a dog vs. how edible your chicken is… sounds legit… NOT!!! I am sorry MickeyD’s but that is not at all a good selling point! First off I would pet my TWO pits over eating your chicken ANY DAY! This is tasteless advertising that is helping stereotype a breed that is already getting a bad name! Shame on you McDonald’s… shame.
Luckily I do not eat there EVER… or else I would be boycotting it.